You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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