before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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