its not stalking. its research.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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