Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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