Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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