I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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