He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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