He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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