my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize