Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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