Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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