She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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