Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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