So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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