your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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