My hair reeks of homosexuality.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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