Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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