Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
