another moral hangover. fuck.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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