I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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