Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
please don't ironically join a cult
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