I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
