I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
