Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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