Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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