Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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