I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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