Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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