i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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