Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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