i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize