if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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