Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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