is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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