theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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