She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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