OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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