Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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