lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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