I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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