I just saw a hot homeless man
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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