I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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