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ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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