Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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