Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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