My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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