i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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