Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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