i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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