I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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