Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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