wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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