? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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