Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
